i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
her facebook's as public as her vagina
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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