Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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