Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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