lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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