R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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