I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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