Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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