addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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