so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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