no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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