hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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