it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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