I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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