Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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