what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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