Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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