I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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