This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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