Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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