Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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