i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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