i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
dude. I can hear the air.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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