I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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