You're so nebulous sometimes
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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