So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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