i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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