he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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