? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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