I cockslap morals
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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