Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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