He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
How naked do you want me to be?
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