Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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be right there i have to get my cape
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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