Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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