This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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