I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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