You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Non-Jews are for practice
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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