I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"