She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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