Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
