i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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