i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
