So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You smell like stripper and shame
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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My pussy is not your playground.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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