So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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