Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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