Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We don't watch enough power rangers
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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