Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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