in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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