seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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