so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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