Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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