brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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