There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Randomize
