it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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