***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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