I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
