i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Come on in and take your pants off
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