I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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