well I can't set my house on fire every night
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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